how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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