wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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