I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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