Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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