Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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