This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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