I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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