I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Less talking, more tequila
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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