After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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