My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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