Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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