dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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