How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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