What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
All I want is dick and wine.
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