I didn't shave. On purpose
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
