whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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