so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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