..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I don't think brook has ever known best
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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