They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
