you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Even my vagina gasped.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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