I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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