We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He passed out mid-signature
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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