youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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