I swear she didn't look like that last week.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Terrible idea I love it
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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