I wish i was in the wii world.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
