You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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