It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Can you bring me the toilet please
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
The power of my boobs compel you
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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