covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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