Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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