she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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