he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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