i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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