Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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