38 yer olds are good kisserssss
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
These tits shall not be calmed
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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