32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
It's not a walk of shame if you run
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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