It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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