Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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