That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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