What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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