At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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