there was a trapeze. enough said
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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