So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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