Man, jail baloney is awful.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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