Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Randomize
