She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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