Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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