omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Someone came in the potted fern
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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