We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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