I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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