ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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