I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Your dad touched me again.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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