Someone shit on the floor
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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